NASA top
scientist researchers discovers the existence of God.
According
to an official press release two giant stone slabs the size of small elephants
were located deep inside a cavern abutting Aeolis Mons, a large mountain.
Upon one
tablet is a copy of the Ten Commandments and the text of John 3:16 written in
12 languages - including English, Spanish, Chinese, Basque and Hebrew. On the
other tablet is a simple message in English reading "I am real."
"This
is amazing," says Syms Covington, an Australian researcher working for
NASA's Mars Exploration Program. "We went into the cave looking for water,
and we found proof of God's existence instead.
"I
mean how else did those tablets get there? I can tell you one thing: there's
not a single atheist inside NASA's control room now. What we saw was
jaw-dropping."
Genesis 1:1
NASA's
Curiosity rover arrived on Mars in August of last year with a mission to
explore the Martian climate and geology for signs for habitability.
However the
tablets, both of which are signed "Peace and Love - Yahweh,"
represent the rover's most significant find to date, and is perhaps the most
important scientific event in history.
"When
people find out about this, they will demand change in our society,"
explains a political scientist at Georgetown University."Democracy will
have to give way to theocracy. We're gonna have to build more churches and
reintroduce prayer into schools. Abortion is defiantly going to be illegal
within a few months."
Despite its
potential significance, "But God is real. We have proof. And everyone
deserves to hear the truth.
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